interviews

I am behind in the times, but I just went through the worst job interview of my life. I will not disclose the location of the place due to the fact that people are lawsuit happy. Let's just say it is a corporation. This type of interview was new to me and I was the only one over 21 in the room. 6 people being interviewed at once. Wow, did I feel overdressed and overqualified. The 5 other candidates for the job I will give names, Teenage boy, ghetto dude, bald dude that would not shut up , Blond girl from la la land and fake eyelash girl. So first we have to fill out a thing about loss prevention. Why do people steal? Blah blah blah .Bald guy rambled through the entire interview about his "fighting dogs" his "multiple jobs" "his girlfriend" and his" busted knee", oops almost left out his "air Jordans". You could count on this guy to take 5 minutes per question to talk about himself . You could also count on him to interrupt everyone else during their answer time. Then you have Fake eyelash girl who had on a ton of perfume making me want to gag or snort gasoline to get the smell out of my sinus membrane. This girl picked her nail polish off and did not turn off her cell phone. This lead to constant ringing constant I am sorry and "I have a dream of being a flight attendant speeches. The girl on the other side of me blondie was a complete airhead. Nice enough , great style but she wanted to end each sentence with "yay" She wants to be a journalist at a prestigous paper when she grows up in Chicago or LA or germany Yay! Has anyone tried the pumpkin spice ice cream yay? The other two were just nice guys trying to get a job. If I get a call back I am for a definite decline, I cannot work at a place where I cannot sit with the other interviewees without contemplating jumping out the window and running away, maybe it is PMS?